Anonymous:
IHop?
Me:

Why couldn’t you make it then?

Anonymous:
Target. I thought you knew who this was guess not
Me:

Haha just testing. :P ok so listen, we close at eleven. Be here by then, or just don’t bother anymore. It’s that simple. :)

Anonymous:
I'm not a stranger.. Plus your job is closed by now.
Me:

Uh-huh. So where do I work then?

Anonymous:
I don't know your number anymore.
Me:

It’s ok, I don’t know yours either, stranger. Out come visit me at work. PROVE YOURSELF.

Anonymous:
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!
Me:

Yes! Hi, my name’s Olaf and I like warm hugs.

Anonymous:
Buuuuuut you didn't specify that earlier sooo you should text me first
Me:

Haha you should know me then. :P but nah, you’re gonna text me first. Plain and simple.

Anonymous:
Aren't I already?
Me:

Yea, through a computer and anonymously. So, doesn’t really count. You should text me then.

Anonymous:
Then contact me.
Me:

Why can’t you talk to me first?

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